Black Sheep: You’re Doing It Literally

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Standing out in a crowd really isn’t as bad as everyone thinks. For instance, when Bon Jovi played the The Farm a few weeks back he tossed me a free t-shirt ’cause he felt sorry for me. And whenever I get pulled over for speeding the cop always lets me off the hook because he thinks my life is a struggle. The truth is, I dye my fur black just so I look different. The perks are truly incredible!

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The Ladies Love My Moves

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“Shadow dancing is my thing. It incorporates breakdancing, freestyle, a bit of gymnastics, and even some yoga, and it all takes place at dusk. It’s a magical, almost sensual, type of dance that drives the ladies wild. I transform myself into whoever I want to be. It’s truly a groundbreaking form of dance created by my mentor, Branch.”

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I Am The Walrus

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HAHA, you thought John was the walrus?! You thought I didn’t really exist? Well, look who’s feeling dense now! *I* am the walrus! Me! Cute, blubbery, mustachioed me. I am what the song is about. Now jump in this water and join me!

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Star Light, Star Bright, First Star I See Tonight…

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Dear Whisker Gods,
Please deposit a bucket of shellfish next to me so that when I open my eyes I will have a nice leisurely meal. I’m feeling particularly hungry today and would really enjoy some clams, shrimp and crayfish. And prawns, if possible.
PS: Thank you for making me so adorable. The chicks dig it.
Sincerely,
Your Friend, Sal

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Please Can I Have Some PLEASE?

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C’mon…it’s the weekend!! Just ONE peanut butter cups ice cream cone will do the trick. OK, maybe two :). Who can resist this face?! I’m adorable!

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Two Words: MINI SQUEE

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Hey buddy, try to chill a little harder. I don’t think you’ve hit maximum relaxation juuust yet. Keep trying. It looks like you’re getting there.

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I’m Not Speaking to You.

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Until you apologize for what you said about my mother, I refuse to even look in your direction. My mother does not “look like the Exorcist” when she spins her head around, thank you very much! She is a beautiful bird and a wonderful provider! Show some respect.

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Will You?

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Together we can climb the highest slippery rock. Through good times and bad, we will jump together into the unknown. Take my webbed foot, my darling, and I promise to never let go. You complete me.

PS: I know just who to book for the wedding music and getaway car!

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Squeeeee-OW!

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Aww. I get it now! Love really does hurt. You just wanna cuddle them and squeeze them and take them home, but you can’t, because that might be painful. Being this cute always comes with needles strings attached…

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How YOU Doin’?

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Ladies, meet the new Old Spice Kangaroo Guy. He’s charming, he’s ripped and he smells like a millionaire jet fighter pilot who enjoys casually lounging in fields on Sunday afternoons. Want to discuss the outcome of The Bachelorette? He can do that, right after he finishes an Ultra Distance triathlon for charity and helps his niece with her homework. That’s just the kind of hero you’re dealing with here.

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