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Or quit foxing me, dog. Or, I don’t know. I’m really confused right now. All I know is this game of leap frog is getting a little annoying… but you’re cute, so I guess I’ll let it go on for a little while longer…
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You think I’m cute!? Cute is gonna be the nurse who will be bandaging your thumb after I’m done gnawing on it with my vicious, scary, GIANT teeth!
… and now what are you do-NO NO NO DO NOT PET ME I AM SCARY WHY AREN’T YOU AFRAID OF ME!?
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Being a squirrel monkey is such hard work! We spend all day frolicking and screeching and being cute… it’s a really tiring life we lead!
And at the end of a long day of monkeying around, sometimes you really just want a lift back to your tree. I know Mr. Macaw thinks I’m heavy, and I’m sure he might have better things to do with his evenings, but I really appreciate it when he gives me rides home.
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Dear Willow Smith:
Your video’s alright, I guess, but this cockatoo just completely puts your dance moves to shame. Also, chopped ‘n screwed cockatoo squeals would probably sound better and make more sense than the chopping and screwing happening in your hit single. Just sayin’.
When the dog figures out how to swing around the pole like I can, then I’m probably going to be in trouble…
But until then, I don’t think this prank is ever going to get old. Silly Goggie, tails are for me! To pull, I mean.
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Set your TiVo, or your DVR, or whatever newfangled gadget you use to record television nowadays! This is going to be the fight of the month!
In the left corner, we have Lucius Aloysius “Cheeks” von Nutterson III, and in the right we have Franzibald “The Slink” Slinky. Watch in awe as they throw down against each other in one of the most heated battles you’ll ever see in the world of imaginary televised prize fighting!
(Spoiler Alert: “The Slink” wins. Kind of.)
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There is freedom enough for only one of us, and I’ll tell you right now it’s NOT going to be the canine. So get your scaredy-cat behind back in your kennel! This living room has a new master, and his name is Cockatoo! And his mohawk renders your argument completely invalid.
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NO. BAD ELEPHANT. I took you to the river so YOU could take a bath! Not me! I have indoor plumbing, and a shower, and a loofah! I don’t need a good scrubbing. You do! Your breath smells like peanuts and you’re COVERED in mud.
Ugh, why did I let the wife convince me we needed a pet pachyderm? I swear he’s so much more trouble than he’s worth…
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And you’re probably wondering why I’m starting at the bottom of the slide, aren’t you?
… well, if you’d install that fox-sized elevator on the jungle gym like I keep asking you to, then we wouldn’t have any problems now, would we? You really ought to get your priorities straight.
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Are you tired of de-fuzzing your precious baby penguin behind? Tired of going through dozens of hairbrushes a week trying to keep his coat sleek and shiny?
Well, rejoice, penguin owners! The new Pengu-Vac 7000 makes cleaning up your molting pengu-baby as easy as vacuuming your living room carpet!
… which can be pretty difficult, if you own a molting baby penguin. But still, the technology is revolutionary!
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