
There you have it: Further proof that Thoreau’s whole philosophy of solitude was completely and totally for the birds.
Source: Crimes Against Hugh’s Manatees
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There you have it: Further proof that Thoreau’s whole philosophy of solitude was completely and totally for the birds.
Source: Crimes Against Hugh’s Manatees

And inside the cuckoo’s corporate crony clock is a cuckoo clock for the corporate crony, and inside the cuckoo’s corporate crony’s cuckoo clock is a corporate crony clock for the cuckoo, and inside the cuckoo’s corporate crony’s cuckoo’s corporate crony clock…
[Progressus Ad Nauseam]
Source: Optipess via The Daily What

If Rocky taught us anything, it’s this:
For every winner who proudly blasts “Eye of the Tiger” during their climax-preceding montage, there will always be a loser. The gazelles know this, and they’re determined to stave off the inevitable as long as they possibly can.
Source: Guy and Rodd

This giraffe totally gets it. Sometimes, when you have no idea what to do in life, the best solution is just to put on a happy face, sit back, and hope for the best.
Which in his case means hoping the lion prowling at his heels won’t nom him for dinner. Optimism is amazing!
Source: I Almost Laugh
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And there you have it: One more reason to always and forever be absolutely terrified of the evil creatures that are spiders.
Source: The Far Side via The Sideshow

This makes more sense to me than it probably should. I mean, both cats and octopuses are masters of disguise… and they both are capable of speeding around stealthily… and they’re both natural-born predators.
And also, they’re cute. Evil and terrifying, but still, cute.
Source: The Saturday Evening Post

How does that old saying go? “The wetsuit-wearing seal looks like a tool catching the fish, but the naked seal only catches hypothermia?”
Yeah, something like that. Wise decision, Gloria. But I really hope you’re getting an endorsement or sponsorship from Body Glove, with the amount of time you spend parading around their gear.
Source: Mischief Champion
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With so many great animals acting like animals this week, we here at ALA headquarters figured you all could use a recap! Enjoy your Sunday, and enjoy seeing these crazy animals one more time!

VIDEO: Back in your cage! Back!

Your Wedding Has Officially Been Crashed
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It’s a common misconception, really. We also dabble in Taoism, Buddhism, Zoroastrianism, Ancient Pagan practices, Judaism and Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. We’re also totally down with Secular Humanism. People think we foxes are a close-minded species, but that couldn’t be further from the truth!
Source: Crimes Against Hugh’s Manatees

They always say that “pride cometh before a fall,” but I’ll tell you how it really goes:
“Chivalry cometh before a drowning.” And a nomming. Lifesavers are candy for octopuses too, you know?
Source: Chow Hon Lam