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All those weights you sea lion around? Yeah, that’s right, I’ve been working out nonstop for the last three months! I AM the walrus, and all other marine boxers will tremble before me! I know it’s my porpoise in life to be the king of the ring, and I ain’t gonna let no otter competitor stand in my way!
Via The Daily What
Jimmy and his father have a lot in common. They love the same music, have the same shell-shine, use the same shampoo…
And, against their nature, they’re both always a little sluggish in the morning.
Hamster Synchronization: You’re doing it really well!
… well, at least until the end. Leave it to the straggler in the back to totally drop the ball on their whole dance routine.
Via Cute Overload
You know, despite the fact that he was cast as an extra for TRON: Legacy, he’s less excited about seeing himself on the silver screen than he is about one other aspect of the film.
Yeah, that’s right. The Daft Punk soundtrack. TRONautilus is positively sure his viewing party is going to turn into a dance party, and it’s going to be a total banger.
Source: Dave Walker
I’ve had it ever since I was a little baby lion. My mama gave it to me the day I was born. I know it’s old and starting to crack, but I just can’t give it up yet! Really, of everything I’ve ever owned and known and loved, this rock has always been the most special. It’s my absolute pride and joy.
They always say “close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades…” And I’m willing to bet if you get too near to this makeshift barricade of horseshoe crabs, you’re going to get a thoroughly explosive reminder of why that adage is so popular.
Submitted by: Unknown
Man, I don’t understand, but I’m just exhausted right now. All I did all day was lounge by the river’s edge waiting for salmon, but I seriously feel like I was just run over by a semi truck. Maybe I’ve been oversleeping? I don’t even know anymore… it just gets so dark so early around this time of year.
Via The Animal Blog
You humans think you’re soooooo funny. Well, here’s some breaking news for you: You’re not. I’m sick of the wisecracks about how far I can swivel my head, about how my breath always smells like mice, about how I’m such a hoot to hang out with. If you’re going to insult me, could you please at least try to do it without stereotyping?
Thanks. Thanks ever so much. Now go away.
Via Your Daily Dose
… is the perfect accoutrement for an afternoon cat nap on a chilly winter day. You can just tell this tiger is having the sweetest dreams about catnip and frolicking with his brothers through the mountains right now.
Via Izismile
Submitted by: Unknown
BREAKING NEWS: Three young bucks have broken out of the world’s only maximum security elk prison, and are now on the lam from the law.
If spotted, phone the authorities immediately, and always remember to STAY THE HECK AWAY FROM THEIR FREAKING ANTLERS.
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